This lightweight tee carries a wink and a grin for anyone juggling the beautiful chaos of parenthood. A cheeky “kids are expensive” goat design sits front and center — small-scale rebellion for coffee runs, school pickups, or low-key weekend hangs. It feels soft against the skin and drapes casually over a worn-in hoodie or under a denim jacket. Wear it when you need a laugh, want to commiserate with fellow parents, or simply don’t take laundry day too seriously. The goat illustration adds a touch of playful sarcasm that reads like an inside joke among tired-but-still-humorous caregivers.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric — soft, breathable, year-round comfort
– Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
– Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
– DTG/DTF printing options: crisp front print with DTF sleeve/neck label where applicable
– Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
